Privacy Policy

A legal disclaimer

Welcome to Can’t Make This Sht Up* (“we,” “our,” “us”). Your privacy is important to us. This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, disclose, and safeguard your information when you visit our website https://www.cantmakethisshitup.live/ (the “Site”). Please read this policy carefully. By using our Site, you agree to the terms outlined here.

1. Information We Collect

We may collect the following types of information:

a. Personal Information You Provide

Name, email address, or other contact information when you subscribe, contact us, or sign up for newsletters.
Information you share when submitting forms, comments, or inquiries.

b. Automatically Collected Information

IP address, browser type, device type, operating system, and usage data when you access the Site.
Cookies and similar technologies to enhance user experience, analyze traffic, and personalize content.

c. Third-Party Information

We may receive information from podcast platforms, analytics providers, email marketing services, or social media if you interact with us through those channels.

2. How We Use Your Information

We may use your information to:

Provide and improve our Site and content.
Send newsletters, updates, or marketing communications (if you opt in).
Monitor traffic and usage patterns.
Respond to inquiries, comments, or requests.
Comply with legal obligations.

3. Sharing of Information

We do not sell or rent your personal information. We may share information in the following situations:

Service Providers: With vendors or partners who help operate the Site (e.g., email marketing platforms, podcast hosting, analytics).
Legal Compliance: When required by law or to protect our rights, safety, or users.
Business Transfers: In the event of a merger, sale, or transfer of assets.

4. Cookies and Tracking Technologies

We use cookies, pixels, and similar technologies to improve site functionality, analyze performance, and deliver personalized content. You may disable cookies in your browser, but some features may not function properly.

5. Third-Party Links

Our Site may contain links to third-party websites, services, or podcasts. We are not responsible for the privacy practices or content of those third parties. Please review their privacy policies directly.

6. Data Retention

We retain personal information only as long as necessary to fulfill the purposes outlined in this policy, unless a longer retention period is required by law.

7. Security

We implement reasonable technical and organizational measures to protect your information. However, no method of transmission or storage is 100% secure, and we cannot guarantee absolute security.

8. Your Rights

Depending on your location, you may have the right to:

Access, correct, or delete your personal information.
Withdraw consent for marketing communications.
Opt out of certain data collection practices (e.g., cookies).
Lodge a complaint with your local data protection authority.

To exercise your rights, contact us at the email below.

9. Children’s Privacy

Our Site is not directed at children under 13 (or under 16 in the EU). We do not knowingly collect personal information from children. If you believe we have collected such information, please contact us to request deletion.

10. Changes to This Privacy Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. Updates will be posted on this page with the “Effective Date” revised. Continued use of the Site after changes means you accept the updated policy.